Who is number one?

I seem to have missed out on a lot.

Is it the latest trend to wish to date this Tachibana An or something? Just so everyone knows, I started it. As usual.

I miss Echizen. Someone cheer me up. Are there any performers or actual interesting people that are new around here?

...

I have a cold.





Someone will pay for this.

Browsing my friends list has left me somewhat disconcerted, so let me reassure my loving fans that I have not been affected by whatever is going around. I shall prove it to you now.

- I still loathe Tachibana.
- Otters are still my favourite animals.
- Echizen and I are still... you know. ♥
- Kirihara Aka-chan is still Aka-chan. And I still don't approve of his choice of boyfriend.
- I still find Shishido annoyingly endearing and entirely amusing to poke fun at.
- My Facebook fangroup is still thriving with over 1,500 members.
- The winners are still Hyoutei.
- I am still king of the tennis courts.
- Gaara is still my dearest friend. Other than Envy, of course.
- I am still the handsomest member of fandom. As well as the best all round.

All members of Hyoutei, please ensure your consent forms regarding the upcoming tennis training camp have been signed by your parents (Saeki, Chitose will suffice in your instance if you keep it hush hush) and returned to either myself or Sakaki-sensei by next Monday.

What kind of establishment is Ueno Zoo if the otters don`t come out of their pen when I visit?

Don`t they know who I am??

I didn't friend you so I could see a million posts where you tell me your name.

Post something interesting. I know you can't all shine with the same brilliance as me, but here is a quick tip to brighten up your posts and make them fit for public viewing -



- there. Instantly better.

Learn by my example.

Aka-chan.

Tell me what you want. Anything at all, and I'll get/do it for you.

Edit: Hyoutei - what is going on in terms of the mutiny?
Edit 2: I feel I should give Niou a 'shout-out'. This is it.
Edit 3: Everyone else, you should be more entertaining. Reading your entries is such a bore. If you need to jazz up your posts, I can forward you pictures of myself in the shower.

Today. Well.

Today.

I'm going to have a very, very long shower.

Hyoutei regulars...

Just ugh.

I decided to make a list. The people on the good list are the people who can hit the clubs with me next time I go. Everyone else is not allowed, unless they do something to get on the 'good' list.

THE GOOD
- Echizen
- Shishido
- Shishido's mother
- Mukahi
- Oshita - oh hell, all of Hyoutei
- Aka-chan
- Akari
- Gaara
- Oishi
- Sirius Black
- Hiromi
- Envy ♥

THE BAD
- Chitose
- Akazawa (mostly, he falls under the 'deluded' catergory)
- Tezuka

THE UGLY
- Akutsu
- Tachibana
- Mizuki (mainly because of his taste in shirts)
- The weird dane boy from St. Rudolph

The rest of fandom go into the 'Unknown' catergory. So you can't come clubbing with me either. Unless you convince me otherwise. If you wear leather trousers, it's a good start.

Today my mother told me my shirt looked 'nice'.

So I need cheering up.

Tell me five things you like most about me. Maybe I'll do the same for you in return.

I realise it'll be hard to narrow your reasons down to just five, but I'd appreciate it if you tried.

I just watched Prince of Tennis OVA13.

No one talk to me for a while.

My computer seems to have gotten a virus or something. So I might not be around for a bit. Try not to grieve for me, everyone. I am aware my presence shall be sorely missed.

Mukahi. Shishido. I won't ask again. The tail will not be in our clubroom tomorrow. Or at least, not in a place where I can see it.

Everyone else, I propose to you a question.

Which is better; 'liberating' a raccoon tail... thing, or having a permanent record free from illegal activities?

(OOC: BASICALLY yes. My computer seems to keep randomly dying cause of a virus thing I got. So if Atobe and the other two aren't around as much this is why!)

Shishido and I have to write an essay about sexual intercourse for our Sex Ed class this Friday. Shishido is undoubtedly going to put off writing his until the day before when he'll beg me to lend him mine so he can copy. However, I decided to post mine now so he can feel inspired to write his sooner.

( My essay. )

Of course, if any of you have anything extra you think I should add to make my essay A* material, I would appreciate it greatly.

It's strange how I seemed to come down with something just before Sex Ed today. I think I'm allergic.

Unpopular Fandom Opinions Meme:
- 'YouTube' videos are not interesting to watch, and usually the people who post them are inane of having thoughts of their own. Needless to say, I never watch them.
- I have been playing a lot of tennis in the past days. I haven't lost to anyone. I therefore deduce that I am the best tennis player on the circuit and the awards were silly and incorrect.
- I would probably make a better ninja than most of the ninjas. I'm very stealthy and I'm good at sussing out my opponents weaknesses. Enough said.
- Envy is not the greatest thing since sliced bread. I am.
- I'm the biggest BNF and most talented person in fandom. Unpopular opinion, perhaps. True fact, yes.
- I'm also the best dressed member of fandom, as can be observed here, here, here and here.
- And I'm the best looking.
- Hyoutei will take the Nationals this year.
- Those who have not yet been awed by my prowess all get a thumbs down.

Does anyone else have any opinions that are unpopular with fandom as a whole?

Seeing as I neglected to mention it in my previous posts, I am now Hyoutei High School fukubuchou (vice captain). I have been told this is a first for a Hyoutei freshman. I still think I should have been captain, but there is always next year I suppose.

I'm asking my mother if we can have an otter sanctuary installed in our garden. I'll have to think of names for all the otters.

(OOC: Before all hell breaks loose, this is HIS post, not MINE! ;_;))

You owe me for that, Shishido.

High school is an enjoyable experience. I'm just as popular there as I was back in middle school. And apparently I have Sex Ed with Shishido this Friday with a class entirely consisting of females. That should be interesting. I'm looking forward to it.

Our regular try-outs are coming up soon. I have no doubt I will be a regular, I'm just curious as to how many other former regulars will be on the new team. Shishido, Gakuto (if you're still around), you'd better be training hard.

Oh, and I still haven't decided on a new Hyoutei captain. I might just make you Janken it.

Shishido mentioned that the Sex Ed teacher had a question box in which students could ask the teacher questions and get advice. I might see if the teacher will let me answer the questions next week, as I consider myself an expert at giving advice and helping others. I'm always helping Shishido with his little problems. I hear he hasn't even gotten to C. Does anyone want any advice from me? You should make the most of my generous offer.

Echizen? Are you around?

Edit: Gaara. When can we play with your otter?

Seeing as Steph is present in this log, it's an instant NC-17. Apologies for typoes/errors, tis 7am and I haven't slept because Steph has weird pheromones.

With a guest appearance from the one and only Atobe Ross!

( OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! )

I've been out of fandom for the past few days on account of my computer literally being spammed with grotesque lesbian pornographic images. Hiromi, I believe you are to blame for this. I expect no less from someone who seems proud to assosciate themselves with Tachibana.

Revenge is most definitely in order. Does anyone have any good ideas?

Gaara, Bridget. I am sorry I've been unable to get in contact with you for our meet up. Blame Tachibana and his spawns of evils.

On a similar note, as of next Friday I am transferring to Fudomine to finish off my third year. Shishido, will you be accompying me?

A rather belated welcome to the newcomers in fandom.

As the end of the school year is coming up and people are getting accepted into high schools, I couldn't help but notice that the attendance for Hyoutei was slim in fandom this year. Perhaps you are put off by our supreme awesomeness, however Hyoutei's brilliance is there to be shared, not to be intimidated by. (of course, this is only if you're worthy. Tachibana, you can look away now.)

So, here is my reasons why you should consider Hyoutei for your choice in school - junior or high school.

( 10 reasons why the winners are Hyoutei. )

Especially seeing as Hyoutei is effectively captainless at it stands, some of you may consider moving to Hyoutei or applying there next year. I hope this has been useful for you.

Just out of interest, is anyone actually applying to Hyoutei High School? Apart from Jiroh and Shishido, naturally. And Gakuto, if he's still around.

I have an announcement to make.

I will be beating Tezuka Kunimitsu in a tennis match very soon.

All my best fans are going. ♥ How will YOU show your support?

Shishido. You can be Clipboard Boy.